I Am The Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together 
See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake 
waiting for the van to come 
Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday
man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long

R:
I am the egg-man, they are the egg-men,
I am the Walrus, Goo goo g' joob

Mister city p'liceman sitting
pretty little p'lice men in a row
See how they fly like
Lucy in the Sky see how they run
I'm crying

I'm cry - ing, I'm crying, I'm cry - ing 

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess
boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

R



Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come
you get a tan from standing in the English rain

R
Goo goo g' joob

Expert texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
see how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

R

Goo goo g' joob, Goo goo g' joob, Goo goo g' joob