Ironic

An Aold Dman Aturned ninety-Hmieight 
He won the lottery and died the next day 
It's a black fly in your chardonnay 
It's a death row pardon two minutes to late 
isn't it ironic... don't you think

R: 
It's like raA Din on your Awedding Hmiday 
It's a free ride when you've already paid 
it's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who Cwould have Gthought... it Afigures 

Mr. pay-it-safe was afraid to fly 
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye 
He waited his whole damn life just to take that flight 
And as the plane crashed down he thouht "well isn't this nice..." 
and isn't it ironic... don't you think? 

R:


Well Dlife has a funny way of 
sneaking up on Ayou when you think everything is okay
and Hmieverything's going right 
And Dlife has a funny way of helping you 
Aout when you think everything's gone wrong and 
Hmieverything blows up in your face 


A traffic jam when you are already late 
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break 
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife 
It's like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife 

and isn't it ironic... don't you think? 
a little too ironic... and yeah i really do think... 

R: 

Dlife has a funny way of sneaking up on Ayou 
Dlife has a funny, funny way Aof helping you out 
helping you out


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