verse 1
In the eF#mivent of something happening to me
There is something I would like you all to sHee
It's just a Ephotograph of someone that I F#miknew H
chorus
Have you seEen my Awife, Mr.EJones?
Do you kEnow what it's Alike on the Doutside
Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landC#slide
Mr.F#miJones
verse 2
I keep straining my ears to hear a sound
Maybe someone is digging underground
Or have they given up and all gone home to bed
Thinking Hthose who once existed must be dEead D
chorus
Have you seen my wife ...
verse 1
In the event of ...
chorus
Have you seen my wife ...
coda
Mr.JonesF#mi, F#mi/E, F#mi/D, F#mi/C#, F#mi/H
Datum: 30. 4. 2007